Stolen from salzraender

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Jennifer needs to be in a mental health facility right now. (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDD WHY DO THEY KNOW)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A:  Jennifer looks like she just stepped out of the painting and into life. (|||D...)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Jennifer says she loves her full figure. (.....................................................................................................)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Jennifer wants us to build a doghouse for Homer.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Jennifer does a little dance to celebrate her single.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Jennifer hates my flash. (Whut? oO)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Jennifer Asks, "Where's Ben?" (Who the hell is Ben?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Jennifer goes in this hottub in her orange dress. (...............|||||||D WTFFF)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Jennifer Likes Doing It with Vince Better. (WHO?!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Jennifer eats a sandwich with mayo, peanut butter, mustard, bbq sauce, nutella, and everything else. (EEEWW)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Jennifer wears her maroon angora sweater dress in the pool pictures.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Jennifer was arrested for beating up another girl living in her apartment building. (XXDDDDD)

thelifelist
A forum for exchanging lists of things you'd like to have done before you die.

ljsecret
Share a secret through the means of art, under complete anonymity.

mourning_souls
A community for cemetery photographers, dark poets and anyone else who appreciates and admires the beauty of cemeteries.

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Account Structure Update
Back by popular demand, Basic Accounts will be available to all users again by the end of the (northern hemisphere) summer. More information on the decision-making process and proposals relating to the future of Basic Accounts are in lj_2008.

New Themes
Two attractive and all-new Flexible Squares themes, "Circular" and "Circular Brown" are now available.


L to R: Circular and Brown

New V-Gifts
Give someone you care about the gift of enticement. With the new Chocolate Ice Cream, Vanilla Ice Cream, Tea, Coffee, Curry and Sushi v-gifts, all the significant people in your life will be able to share in the longing for the tasty edibles below. Plus, it reminds loved ones you think they're really sweet, really savory or just plain satisfying.


L to R: Chocolate Ice Cream, Vanilla Ice Cream, Tea, Coffee, Curry and Sushi

Ж-Men...but not the ones you might expect!
This week LJ Russia launched Ж-Men, a new comedy series about superheroes, inspired by the LJ communities dedicated to superheros, comics and cartoons. The title's "Ж" comes from ЖЖ, the nickname for LiveJournal in Russia.

Ж-Men's script is written by a group of LJ enthusiasts who also happen to be television professionals. Who knew? Following the premiere, five more episodes will be broadcast over the next two weeks. We hope you find the series fresh and enjoyable.

This is, of course, an experiment for LiveJournal. As always, we'd love to hear what you think!

linebyline
A writing prompt where members respond to single phrases and use them in their posts.

plants
A community for green thumbs, botany enthusiasts and lovers of plant life.

mst3k
The LiveJournal destination for Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans.

Titel: Vier Jahreszeiten

Fandom:  Bleach

Charakter: Renji, Rukia, Rukongai Kids

Rating: ich würd’s ma auf PG13 setzen ö.ö

Warnings: angedeutete Gewalt? |D’

Word Count: ca. 850

Summary: Inuzuri, im Frühling, Sommer, Herbst und Winter.

Disclaimer: Kubo Tite is der Meister!!

Notes: Damit die drei Jungs nicht namenlos bleiben, habe ich sie Yun, Kouji und Shin genannt |3; *namen of doom* Man könnte leichtes RenRuki hinein interpretieren :DUnd ich muss mich immer noch üben im Schreiben *nodnod* Bin nich ganz zufrieden, aber was soll's.

 

 

I FINALLY MANAGED TO USE AN OWN HEADER ;3; ZOMGYAYSSSSSSS I WANNA KEEP IT FOREVAR AND EVAR </capslock>

It took me about two hours after all |D  Thanks to Mizu for helping me XDD""

First: OMG KIRA'S SO ADORABLE <333 I'm lovin' him more and more.. the only positive thing about fillers xD
Second: Renji, Matsu & Hitsu XDD!!! - THEY -ARE- STALKING BLEACH_DIARY. |DDDD 
Third:



What's that Pseudo Shinigami!Yamazaki doing next to Renji-San WHERE RIKICHI IS SUPPOSED TO BE Q_Q?!?! O_____________o